{"id":438519,"date":"2024-11-09T07:45:40","date_gmt":"2024-11-09T13:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/billieparkernoticias.com\/?p=438519"},"modified":"2024-11-09T07:45:40","modified_gmt":"2024-11-09T13:45:40","slug":"humor-bilingue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fronteraveracruz.com\/?p=438519","title":{"rendered":"Humor &#8220;biling\u00fce&#8221; ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>*Sin tacto .<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0\/ <\/strong><strong>Por Sergio Gonz\u00e1lez Levet \/<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>El ingenio humor\u00edstico mexicano se exulta en el manejo prodigioso que hacen los hablantes del idioma y sus consecuencias. En todas las regiones del pa\u00eds puede cualquiera hallar esas perlas ling\u00fc\u00edsticas, aunque dicen que en Veracruz refulgen a\u00fan m\u00e1s. Y todos los jarochos lo creemos.<\/p>\n<p>No por nada somos los inventores del albur y del doble sentido. Continuadores magistrales de la picaresca del medioevo, que llevaron a sus m\u00e1ximas expresiones con el correr de los siglos. No por nada tuvimos un Gobernador que era \u00e9mulo exacto y remasterizado del Amad\u00eds de Gaula, del Lazarillo de Tormes, del Guzm\u00e1n de Alfarache\u2026 de nuestro Periquillo Sarniento.<\/p>\n<p>Pero esas capacidades no se quedaron en el \u00e1mbito de nuestra lengua y han invadido magistralmente el terreno de otros idiomas.<\/p>\n<p>Rescato dos joyitas \u201cbiling\u00fces\u201d producto de la inventiva popular. La primera es una mixtura de ingl\u00e9s con castellano, y va as\u00ed:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Once upon a time there was a little mariposita.<\/p>\n<p>She was flying. And de repente, she was azoted.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Ay, jijos \u2014she dijo\u2014. \u00a1I forget to open my alitas!<\/p>\n<p>La otra es un relatito entre italiano y espa\u00f1ol que recitaba mi hermano cuando era joven y a\u00fan estaba en este mundo, y que dec\u00eda cada vez que hab\u00eda fiesta en la familia Gonz\u00e1lez, para regocijo de todos los t\u00edos (t\u00edas incluidas) y los primos (primas incluidas).<\/p>\n<p>Iba de la siguiente manera:<\/p>\n<p>Ettore, conde del monte, de capa y espada y de la Fermosca, cabalga per la sua senda.<\/p>\n<p>Pronto, siente un dolore bajo el ventre. Leva de la sua cabalgadura, leva de la sua armadura, ternilio per ternilio, torca per torca. H\u00edncase\u2026 puchi\u2026 e una picola bolina.<\/p>\n<p>Leva de la sua armadura, ternilio per ternilio, torca per torca, leva de la sua cabalgadura, e cabalga per la sua senda.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00fabito, siente un secondo, intens\u00edsimo, dolore bajo el ventre. Presto, prest\u00edssimo, leva de la sua cabalgadura, leva de la sua armadura, ternilio per ternilio, torca per torca. H\u00edncase, puchi\u2026 e una seconda p\u00edcola bolina.<\/p>\n<p>Leva de la sua armadura, ternilio per ternilio, torca per torca, leva de la sua cabalgadura e cabalga di novo por la sua senda.<\/p>\n<p>E sente un terceto fortis\u00edsimo dolore bajo el ventre.<\/p>\n<p>E pensa: Io, Ettore, conde del monte, de capa y espada y de la Fermosca, cabalgo per la m\u00eda senda. Siento un fort\u00edsimo dolore bajo el ventre. Levo de la m\u00eda cabalgadura, levo de la m\u00eda armadura, ternilio per ternilio, torca per torca, h\u00edncome, pucho\u2026 \u00a1e una p\u00edcola bolina!<\/p>\n<p>No, se diche, no. No mi bajo, no mi bajo.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1E solta tremenda cagatta!<\/p>\n<p>Cosas del ingenio hasta \u201cbiling\u00fce que tenemos los mexicanos, gracias a Dios.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>sglevet@gmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Sin tacto . \u00a0\/ Por Sergio Gonz\u00e1lez Levet \/ El ingenio humor\u00edstico mexicano se exulta en el manejo prodigioso que hacen los hablantes del idioma y sus consecuencias. En todas las regiones del pa\u00eds puede cualquiera hallar esas perlas ling\u00fc\u00edsticas, aunque dicen que en Veracruz refulgen a\u00fan m\u00e1s. Y todos los jarochos lo creemos. 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