{"id":432808,"date":"2024-10-16T20:05:12","date_gmt":"2024-10-17T02:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/billieparkernoticias.com\/?p=432808"},"modified":"2024-10-16T20:05:12","modified_gmt":"2024-10-17T02:05:12","slug":"ficticio-l-de-guevara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fronteraveracruz.com\/?p=432808","title":{"rendered":"Ficticio L. de Guevara."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>*Sin tacto .<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0\/ <\/strong><strong>Por Sergio Gonz\u00e1lez Levet \/\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>En seguimiento a la an\u00e9cdota que cont\u00e9 ayer sobre el socav\u00f3n de Naolinco, ahondo un poco m\u00e1s en el personaje que dio la fabulosa idea de llevarse el agujero desde el centro del pueblo hasta la ca\u00f1ada. Es ni m\u00e1s ni menos que Ficticio Ladr\u00f3n de Guevara Oliva, un paradigma que se repite en casi todos los pueblos de Veracruz, por no decir que de M\u00e9xico entero.<\/p>\n<p>Es una suerte de fil\u00f3sofo popular, un S\u00f3crates redivivo -en muchos casos m\u00e1s bien un Di\u00f3genes pr\u00e1cticamente en situaci\u00f3n de calle-, que regala a quien quiera aprovecharlos los dones de su pensamiento, en forma de ideas pr\u00e1cticas. Y cuando digo \u201cregala\u201d es porque no cobra un solo peso por sus servicios, aunque sobrevive gracias a una especie de para-econom\u00eda que le permite ir por la vida da manera gratuita, porque todos sus vecinos tienen la oportunidad de regalarle un mendrugo de pan, un trago de buen licor, algo de ropa, medicinas y todo lo que necesita una persona frugal para sobrevivir en el mundo, como lo hac\u00eda en este caso Ficticio, a quien sus cercanos -que son todos- le dec\u00edan Ficto, no Fito como a los adolfos o rodolfos, sino Fic-to, con \u00e9nfasis tonal en el sonido fuerte de la letra c: Fi-c-to.<\/p>\n<p>La idea sobre el socav\u00f3n pinta de cuerpo entero los alcances pragm\u00e1ticos de la mente de nuestro amigo ya ido (falleci\u00f3 hace varios a\u00f1os, y su velorio y su entierro fueron los m\u00e1s concurridos que recuerde el pueblo). Pero hay otra an\u00e9cdota que persiste en el imaginario colectivo y que cuentan en cada ocasi\u00f3n que se presenta para que no se olvide: la del arn\u00e9s para levantar el mundo.<\/p>\n<p>Ficto pesaba 65 kilos cuando decidi\u00f3 entrar al gimnasio del pueblo para modelar su cuerpo. Decir \u201cgimnasio\u201d es un atrevimiento de la imaginaci\u00f3n, porque le dec\u00edan as\u00ed a un cuarto en el que don Pedro Barradas hab\u00eda puesto unos aparatos hechizos para hacer ejercicio, porque las pesas no eran tales sino dos botes llenos de cemento, empatados con un tubo galvanizado. Y as\u00ed por el estilo.<\/p>\n<p>Nadie sab\u00eda el motivo de la decisi\u00f3n de Ficto de hacerle al \u201cCharcheneguer\u201d, pero emprendi\u00f3 la tarea con gran entusiasmo y determinaci\u00f3n, al grado que en unos meses ya pod\u00eda levantar una pesa de 70 kilos (35 en cada bote), con lo que alardeaba de que era capaz de levantar m\u00e1s de su propio peso.<\/p>\n<p>Lo que sigui\u00f3 es que nuestro h\u00e9roe fue a ver al mejor talabartero de Naolinco, en donde hab\u00eda muchos y muy buenos, y result\u00f3 que era don Pepe Guevara, pariente suyo aunque se hab\u00eda quitado el \u201cladr\u00f3n\u201d de su apellido original. Al artesano le pidi\u00f3 que le hiciera un arn\u00e9s que rodeara su cintura y del que salieran a cada lado sendos cintos de cuero.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando don Pepe le entreg\u00f3 el admin\u00edculo a satisfacci\u00f3n, Ficticio llamo a todo el pueblo a la plaza central para que pudiera ser testigo del prodigio que iba a realizar el Pensador.<\/p>\n<p>Lleg\u00f3 mucha gente, obvio, y cuando hubo suficiente parroquia Ficto subi\u00f3 al templete que estaba puesto frente al Palacio Municipal para las fiestas septembrinas. Se coloc\u00f3 el arn\u00e9s, amarr\u00f3 los cintos laterales a cada extremo de la pesa de 70 kilos que hab\u00eda llevado, y anunci\u00f3 que como pod\u00eda con ese peso, \u00a1se iba a levantar \u00e9l mismo!<\/p>\n<p>Los amigos que quedan vivos del ingenioso Ficto no quieren decir qu\u00e9 fue lo que sucedi\u00f3 con ese levantamiento, y el secreto sigue guardado en el cofre m\u00e1s cerrado de la historia naolinque\u00f1a.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>sglevet@gmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Sin tacto . \u00a0\/ Por Sergio Gonz\u00e1lez Levet \/\u00a0 En seguimiento a la an\u00e9cdota que cont\u00e9 ayer sobre el socav\u00f3n de Naolinco, ahondo un poco m\u00e1s en el personaje que dio la fabulosa idea de llevarse el agujero desde el centro del pueblo hasta la ca\u00f1ada. 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